Made of Dark Matter turtle shell Slip 'em on and rock

Slip 'em on and rock that faded

cool enough for everywhere else

“parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself

disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century

and the polarised lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test

Made of Dark Matter turtle shell Slip 'em on and rockAn invisible & hypothetical form of matter?! Not in these shades! With black frames, nonreflective lenses & a classic square silhouette, inexplicable gravitational effects will be more than "implied." You'll be utterly irresistible like gravity. Made for Medium Noggins Just right midsize sunnies. View Our Sizing Recommendations Smaller Frames Medium Frames Bigger Frames Non Reflective Lenses Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting.